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The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 08-29-2019

All I am about to do is connect dots that were laid out for anybody to see at any point if they started asking the right questions. What is the fundamental force of the universe? Gravity, in the Einsteinian sense that it exists as a warp in the curvature of space-time. Scientists have already theorized that the four fundamental forces as we know them (Gravity, Electromagnetism, and the Strong and Weak Nuclear forces) were ultimately one expression of the same thing, a unified force or particle that made it all work together. At some point, I had heard of a theory that had been published that there was only a single electron in the entire universe, and that the math in the theory seemed to check out. It was something that stuck with me, that I used as an occasional thought experiment when thinking about things involving physics. When I found myself meditating outside near a crabapple tree as a piece of performance art conceived of with a friend of mine, I began to wonder exactly how accurate some folk legends were, such as Newton being struck by an apple, or Christ dying on the cross. When I started to notice the striking similarities in every significant scientific or philosophical development across human history, I realized that I was in the right place and the right time to make a contribution myself. It occurred to me that rather than there being a single electron, there may as well be none at all, especially given their minute mass. Except of course there was at least one electron, that's how electricity works. But of course there has to be more than one, how else would direct current work? There are exactly 2 electrons in the universe, which are manifestations of two holes in space-time, ripped apart some time around the Big Bang. All electrostatic motion, all electromagnetism exists as the effects of these two fundamental particles making their way back to each other. They will stay in motion until the universe is ready to die, by Big Crunch or Heat Death, or a bang and a whimper at the exact same time.

Helium is the fundamental particle.

Yes, I've already done the math. Trust me.


RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 08-29-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - Ben - 08-29-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 09-02-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - risbolla - 09-05-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 09-06-2019

(09-05-2019, 06:42 AM)risbolla Wrote: [Image: jrRdXEX.png]
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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - K-Man - 09-06-2019

(09-05-2019, 06:42 AM)risbolla Wrote: [Image: jrRdXEX.png]

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - Delirious Biznasty - 09-07-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - fat lesbian - 09-07-2019

(09-05-2019, 06:42 AM)risbolla Wrote: [Image: jrRdXEX.png]

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 09-25-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - risbolla - 09-25-2019

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RE: The Grand Unified Theory (yes, actually) - brienneoftarthshreds - 09-29-2019

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