Best way to clean your butthole?

[K-Man]

So, recently while taking a shower I decided to switch things up a bit! Instead of doing the usual anal scrubbing, I decided to take one pump of the salicylic acid soap that I normally use for my face and gave the ol' poop chute a really nice lather & polish with my bare, sanitized fingers. Gotta tell ya, the thing's never been so squeaky clean!! Really got me thinking: what if there are even better ways to clean your butthole?

Which brings us to here, now. Spame, what method(s) do you use to achieve a refeshing clean fartbox? Maybe there is something out there that I would never think of, like washing my butt with the same soap I use for my face (who'da thunk it??)

Serious replies only, save the tomfoolery and flaming for the B2B forum.

[Ben]

i typically find that the usual ins-and-outs make sure nothing collects on it for too long. if need be i guess it could be washed like anything else, but if theres a particularly tough spot you could use something like your toothbrush (or even just your fingernails)

edit: oh this doesnt say buttonhole

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

I let ben double me over like a tiajuana whore about to get horsefucked and ram my fudge factory until there's nothing left but a hot load and a deep sense of satisfaction

[K-Man]

George please, this is a serious conversation.

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

whatever faggot

[Relaps]

I'm a pretty thorough wiper so I just give it a quick scrub in the shower and call it good I dont meas with my butt much

[fat lesbian]

i use exfoliating body soap. im relatively hairless like... everywhere... so i don't have a big cleanliness issue to begin with.

[Gorilla Tits]

I use a brillo pad

[Delirious Biznasty]

I only us baby wipes to clean my ass so its always sparkling even before I get into.the shower

[Tempest]

i don't have a bidet so i just dunk my ass in the toilet

[csp]

Aloe vera gel works wonders, put some on a few layers of damp toilet paper and just gently shove it up your hole to give it a good ol' cleanse, not only cleans your bum but also gets rid of the dreaded ring sting caused by that dodgy mexican you had last night

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

what the fuck dude

[csp]

I also shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

[Delirious Biznasty]

I usually get constipated every week because all I eat is MREs, so I have my enema days every Sunday while laying down in the shower so I don't know if I'm crying

[CharlieH]

for the love of god be careful with what you use on that thing.

in the same way a girl shouldn't use strongly scented products upon her delicate vag, i would suggest to the gents that water is enough unless you want a sore ring.