i hold a world record!

[Ben]

have you guys heard of the site https://recordsetter.com/

well i was looking at it with a friend and its full of inane/absurd videos of people doing menial tasks. there are some good submissions, but i decided to attempt my first record and it was approved a few days ago!

https://recordsetter.com/world-record/sl...awer/48444

you can read in the comments how disillusioned people have come with the rules in these things

i also submitted my own brand new record, but it is still pending. you can see it here: https://recordsetter.com/submit/review?p...beadd57a90

[grue]

hello ben and first congratulations on your effort! but it seems your record is still pending as it is stated in your profile

[Ben]

it says that for some reason but on the page for the record, im top dog

also they sent me an email

[grue]

well then it seems you really did beat the previous 10 year-old record holder

[K-Man]

I could not be any prouder of you, Benjaman.

(no seriously, my sense of pride is 100% disabled and i wish i could be prouder)

[narcissa]

Jesus christ

[Tyler_Legrand]

Is there a world record for least fucks given

[Gorilla Tits]

How about most envelopes licked shut in one minute??

[Delirious Biznasty]

How about most envelopes licked shut in one minute??

I look forward to your attempted record, susan

[Gorilla Tits]

[Ben]

update:



they amended my title but i made it

[Gorilla Tits]

What's it like being famous

[Ben]

just like a hollow victory should

[Delirious Biznasty]

I should apply for the longest time taken to drink a glass of water in one sip but at the same time I would need to show my face

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

yeah no one wants to see that shit good thinking