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So basically I love sucking dick right. But then at some point a bro explains to me that that's kinda gay. I didn't want to stop doing it so I looked up what I can do to make it less gay and one tip was to say no homo. In practice this doesn't work because you have dick in your mouth. For a while I didn't suck anything. And my relationship with my bros really suffered. But eventually I find out about this chick called Judith Butler (who is gay but not judging) who found out that gender is actually performative. So as long as you perform girliness while taking mad cock everything is straight as a ruler. But one time this dude pranked me by secretly performing femininity while I was giving him head as a girl. That made it pretty gay lol
S’n that D til the day I die
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spazz dick colon sup dude hows life
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un interested in sdl lately i think cbt will be the way to go forwards sell sdl buy cbt dont miss out
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The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.
The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.
That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.
However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.
That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of cum.
The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.
Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of cum.
Extra info:
The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to cum and 20 minutes to recover.
That means if a guy had to cum as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.
To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.
That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.
Assuming you paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.
That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on cum.
And even then you’d be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins.
At least you can make some guys very very happy until you die of malnutrition.
are you taking in consideration that the nuts after the first one are going to be weaker
if every following nut is less nutritious you need even more than 2000 nuts a day as long as you get your man milk from the same group of people
that begs the question what decision would be more economical
hire a smaller group of man for more than 8 hours (might get in trouble with worker protection laws or something)? hire a larger group of man?
in the end you have to wonder if all of this is actually necessary to sate your spooge craving
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literally the only threads made by toasty are annual dicksucking reminders
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