04-21-2017, 07:00 AM
Okay so I've been single as fuck for almost two years but I find that preferable to my friends' dating cycles:
1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. Make out with person
4. Stick around person out of complacency
5. Person is emotionally abusive / unstable / cheats on you / has weird fetishes
6. Feel like shit
Am I not superior to these flesh puppets? Surely.
1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. Make out with person
4. Stick around person out of complacency
5. Person is emotionally abusive / unstable / cheats on you / has weird fetishes
6. Feel like shit
Am I not superior to these flesh puppets? Surely.

