I don't know how to shit my pants

[FUCK]

I actually dnont know how to shite my pants and i dont know HOWQ! I tried shitting ON my pants but i couldent fidure it out. Now the ceiling and windows are covered in poop and my neighbor's entire house is covered in poop. it looks like it was painted with poop. I did it at night while they were sleeping so should I go tell them it was me or knock on the door and say "Poop"