game of thrones (the show) (SPOILERS)

[grue]

I know noone cares but the teleporting in the show is out of fucking control. Sansa and Jon jump from place to place like going through houses on a neighbourhood and Theon is already in Volantis? Holy shit. Of course, all dickless Theon needs is tough love, and apparently Asha is a lesbian? Which we find out by having her use a sex slave, even though the ironborn despise slavery.

The taking of Riverrun was surprisingly book-faithful... if you forget the context. Jaime's plotline is a stupid mess, the Bronn brotip is so incredibly inane that the dialogue struggles with itself. Brienne of Teleport once again does nothing. She is so aimless it's actually hillarious. Good thing that of thousands of soldiers taking the castle, only Jaime saw her leaving. It's almost like we forgot the point made earlier in the episode about having lookouts stationed. or something

Sandor meets a septon that doesn't care about gods (lol) and talks to him like they just met even though he has fully healed a broken leg which takes several months. Then he goes on a revenge spree because he learned nothing from the septon of course, and we're treated to a finger-in-ass action because the show is written by a 5 year-old.

Then we learn that Arya's infuriatingly tedious run with the Faceless Men was absolutely pointless. These past two episodes of her running through the city from what is apparently the world's most incompetent assassin was disney talking-dog-movie levels of bullshit.