big fucking ggiant fuck cock comin from outer space to fuck you in the ass

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https://www.theguardian.com/science/acro...?CMP=fb_gu

[fat lesbian]

nice

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The common name ʻOumuamua was chosen by the Pan-STARRS team. The name is Hawaiian in origin ("ʻou" means "reach out for", and "mua", with the second "mua" placing emphasis, means "first, in advance of"), and reflects the nature of the object as a "scout" or "messenger" from the past.[4] The first character is a Hawaiian ʻokina, not an apostrophe.

lmfo they named it"reach out in advance of" aka jack off the fucking giant alien cock you fucking losers look at that shit

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big boy

[Gorilla Tits]

Looks like a skinny turd

[Delirious Biznasty]

Did it come from what lies beyond the Omega 4 Relay?

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it comes from uranus

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haha

[risbolla]

i wish its on collison coarse with earth

[risbolla]

just another gay space rock flying by nd not wiping out all life on this planet

[grue]

kill us all gay space rock penis

[K-Man]

yo this is rly fkn cool, exciting science news AND quality dick jokes what more could a mortal ask for!!

[K-Man]

this discovery also adds an amazing twist to a longstanding theory

its been widely suggested that life may have originally formed due to a collision with this planet by a comet/asteroid that was carrying all the right molecules to form carbon life on this planet, further suggesting that the ELE (extinction level event) that wiped out the dinosaurs may have in fact been an asteroid that had the right molecules to form human beings when it collided with earth, after 60 million years or so of 'gestating' on this planet. thus, our genuine ancient lineage stems from another galaxy, meaning we're all actually alien intruders that have been stuck here on earth

BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE TWIST YET FUCK HOLD ON A SEC

if such a thing were true, then the possibility arises that the same exact has, at one or more points, happened the other way around: pieces of our solar system have gone rogue, collided with another galaxy's planet, and created life of its own, this time stemming from the milky way. just maybe somewhere, out there, is certain life that evolved from rhe same stuff that creates life on earth

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[K-Man]

goddamn i fucking love shit like this

[fat lesbian]

k man that’s not the panspermia theory lol the theory is that all life was started from molecules on another asteroid, not that just mammalian life post dinosaurs
we have a fairly clear lineage all the way back to fish, and especially back through the small mammals that survived extinction events due to their size