the worst fan-theory ever

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

This might be the dumbest bullshit I've read on the internet in a while

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-seinfeld-t...tire-show/

[risbolla]

*clicks link nd sees 10000 lines of text* explain it to me in one sentence thx,,,,,,than ill say what i thin kabout it

[risbolla]

actualy no promises i maybe not comment either way

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

they are attempting to prove that seinfeld is *meta* and secretly a super dark show!! george is responsible for his brothers suicide and it explains EVERYTHING

[risbolla]

mmm seinfelds a sitcom tho ?? i can beleive it,,,,,more innocent looking shows have secret dark sides

[grue]

george literally killed his wife and felt no remorse how am i supposed to believe this show has a dark subplot

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

but grue george is a sensitive boy

[Delirious Biznasty]

no no the dumbest theory is that every sitcom is in the same universe and they're all connected

I wish I could find you a link but that would take effort

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

ill take your word for it as that definitely sounds dumber.

the only cracked articles I like are the ones about specific experiences that I'm not familiar with. like '5 kooky things you learn being a coked out hooker in disney world'

[Delirious Biznasty]

never mind it was literally the first result

click at your own risk, as it is huffingtonpost

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tv-s...2cd5e8118a

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

hey look that first gif mirrored my reaction to opening the page

[Urser]

theory: all fan theories are all simulteneously correct AND incorrect at the same time!!!!!

[Tempest]

there are people who legitimately think that robert strong in a song of ice and fire is the mountain's dead corpse with ned stark's head sewn onto it lol

[K-Man]

that first fan theory was entertaining to read, it's not likely true but i dont think its super dumb

for all we know, there originally was a dark subplot to seinfeld and the censors shot it down, not everything they wrote made it through the network y'know!

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

look im k-man I'm not a cynical dickhead.

lol loser