First Successful Transplant in USA

[Delirious Biznasty]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health...in-us.html

The REAL question is, how big/small is the new dick?

[bsleazy]

The real question is: do I need to have lost my first one in order to qualify for a replacement, and what is the limit on the number of dicks one person can have attached at a time?

[Ben]

if im an organ donor and they take my dick when i die will the mortician stuff my pants too

[Ben]

im planning on an open casket but with the bottom half ajar instead of the top

[Relaps]

I want to have a telescopic bar installed in my pelvis when I die and my dick is donated, so that during my funeral my telescopic dick will lift up the bottom of the coffin, much to the chagrin of the patrons.

[Relaps]

jk i'm gonna be cremated KISS MY ASH

[Spastic]

someone donate me their dick

[fat lesbian]

ok

[Tyler_Legrand]

Damn I was hoping it'd be a head (not penis kind) transplant

[Gorilla Tits]

I'd be honoured to have my dick live on after I die

[K-Man]

i want to replace my butt with a second dick so that i can be known in the gay community as "Super Top"

[Delirious Biznasty]

Damn I was hoping it'd be a head (not penis kind) transplant

tell all your friends in hong kong that they will find good fortunes in america of getting big penis

[Alienator]

you mean a long dong

[risbolla]

transplant is a thing now also ?? how does that even work,,,,,,how can u identify like a tree

[grue]

i want to replace my butt with a second dick so that i can be known in the gay community as "Super Top"

hmm I think those are referred to as "middles"