crankin it out

[K-Man]

having a wank
jerkin the gerkin
flickin the bean
firin one off
doin the deed
hittin the loo to drop a #3

[K-Man]

guys i havent been whackin em out like usual is this a sign of depression or has my sex drive become significantly lower in my old age

[K-Man]

also, feel free to share more amusing euphemisms for masturbation

[Delirious Biznasty]

smoke some meth man that usually helps me

[fat lesbian]

if you're having trouble doing it i can do it for you

[csp]

making hand party
milking the eel
skinning the sausage
making the bald man cry
pulling the leash
the only reason i close the bedroom door get the hint

[grue]

masturbation

[K-Man]

if you're having trouble doing it i can do it for you

ur a tru friend, comrade

[Relaps]

Churning butter
Toss a bone


I don't wank so much anymore because I'm having lots of sex

[Relaps]

Fucked twice one day and masturbated between sets