COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019 - now accepting submissions

[Ben]

THE YEAR: 2019
THE PLACE: RIGHT HERE
THE TIME: RIGHT NOW
THE THING: 

C O M I C   T O U R N E Y   2 0 1 9


RULE #1: THERE ARE NO RULES EXCEPT RULE #2
RULE #2: THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE: RULE #3
RULE #3: please visit https://www.spamerica.net/tournament/ and read the intro + rules and guidelines to understand what this is and how it works. for a basic summary, see below:

1. you submit your character. this character has to be your own, as drawn by you, and should include a short description. you have until may 31st to do this
2. once submissions close, all entrants will be seeded into pairs on a tournament bracket. size will be determined by player interest
3. a thread will be made for you and your opponent to exchange comics. this will happen on june 1st, 2019
4. the players in a match will choose who goes first, then they have 3-5 days to do so. other player has 3-5 days to respond. first player has two days to respond. second player has two days to finish the match
5. voting will go up for 2+ days after a match ends. once all matches have ended and all polls are closed, a new round begins (see: points 3 - 5)
6. a winner will be decided and crowned GENDER-NONSPECIFIC-ROYALTY OF COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019

if you want to see a good example of a character submission, click here

if you want to see a good example of a comic match, click here

if you want to see a picture of two chimps kissing, click here

top three finishers get a prize of actual, real-life, no-kidding, cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die MONETARY VALUE (also dependent on player interest)

ANY QUESTIONS?

current entries

GEMINUS

(Pronounced like 'penis', but with other letters and a different pronounciation)

While the world was distracted with electronic screens, global political turmoil and Ariana Grande, behind the ethereal scenes a deal was struck between The God and The Devil... They agreed on a mutual "merger" -- their respective essences would manifest as an angel and a demon, both inhabiting a single mortal vessel.

Meet our new frienemy, Geminus: the calm, loving & moral empath who is also an aggresive, murderous & immoral sociopath. He will nurture your spirit and guide you to a better path in life, right before he fucks your father in front of you just to shame your mother.

His weaknesses, motivation and genital anatomy are relatively unknown at this time. Is he here to save the world? Or is he here to wipe the civilizational slate clean and destroy it (which would also save the world)? Will his good side or evil side ultimately triumph? Is he even a he? What is love?*+^

Find out, along with his creator who is winging the hell out of this at SPAME COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019




* - baby dont hurt me
+ - dont hurt me
^ - no more

did u guess it ? u have to guess before looking !

of course u are correct in guessing ! it is baloon.........my favorite balloon facts which i will share with you

• balloon has in credible force and vitality and can make lift (aka known as boyancy) of many thousand of pounds and even more kilo grammes
  
• the behavior of balloon is poorly understanded and reports vary wildly ! ppl how have not seen a balloon in there lifes often think that the ballon is just a myth
  
• burner unit in stalled so u will never get cold even on extreme attitudes AND it emits carbon dioxide (a compound essential for plant life) at the same time
  
• experts still argue about it how ever the most common hypothesis that around 40% of researchers agree on is that the balloon is a air/fire type (hotly debated)
  
• destroying all known law of nature balloon can rise in to the air mysteriously and reach incredible heights such as 50 000 foot/meters
  
• some how this simple assembly of wicker basket and nylon can under stand what direction the wind is blowing and follow it baffling scientists
  
• i stopped dreaming at nights many years ago and my government mandated physician doesnt know why but one of my lasts dreams i rode a balloon
  
• from a distance the ballon will look small ? how ever when it gets closer to melee range it is even bigger than a typical elephant
  
• alot of famous ppl have been abducted by balloon such as like for example george w bush ! antonio villas boas ! hideous kojima ! and the rapper gangnam style
  
• some excellent jokes about balloons: they are similar to ppl i disagree with because they are full of hot air. un like me. i dont boast and my air is room temperature
  
• a small two person balloon assembly will usually cost 20000$ how ever ppl living in extreme poverty may enjoy a ride on a balloon for so little as 100$
  
• when treatened balloon can emit sand bags that in ordinary balloon life cycle act as power limiters and when the balloon gets rid of them it become even more power full
  
• the U.S. states army has spent billions of dollars to develop a heat seeking missile that the balloon can not veer off its course ! how ever no success so far
  
• even tough the balloon has astonished humans for thousands of years (most earliest fossil record: 50 million year before Christ era) not alot is known about them
  
• consisting of a rectangle and a circle when looked at in a 2d plane the balloon is famously easy to draw if u need to draw it in alot of panels and color it also
  

also entering:

-relaps
-hats of (maybe)
-ben (maybe)

[K-Man]

GEMINUS

(Pronounced like 'penis', but with other letters and a different pronounciation)

While the world was distracted with electronic screens, global political turmoil and Ariana Grande, behind the ethereal scenes a deal was struck between The God and The Devil... They agreed on a mutual "merger" -- their respective essences would manifest as an angel and a demon, both inhabiting a single mortal vessel.

Meet our new frienemy, Geminus: the calm, loving & moral empath who is also an aggresive, murderous & immoral sociopath. He will nurture your spirit and guide you to a better path in life, right before he fucks your father in front of you just to shame your mother.

His weaknesses, motivation and genital anatomy are relatively unknown at this time. Is he here to save the world? Or is he here to wipe the civilizational slate clean and destroy it (which would also save the world)? Will his good side or evil side ultimately triumph? Is he even a he? What is love?*+^

Find out, along with his creator who is winging the hell out of this at SPAME COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019




* - baby dont hurt me
+ - dont hurt me
^ - no more

[risbolla]

placeholder (will post submission later in an other post)

[Relaps]

Placeholder (imma edit l8r)

[K-Man]

placeholder (will post submission later in an other post)

I see your placeholder and additional submission post and RAISE you an edited post and a bump post for awareness of said editing

[risbolla]

do u like mysterys ? i will wonder what it is from looking on the shadow

[Ben]

i havent the foggiest what it could be...

[Ben]

uhhh in light of recent news i am hereby retracting my character submission, "hello ronald"

[K-Man]

do u like mysterys ? i will wonder what it is from looking on the shadow

[risbolla]

did u guess it ? u have to guess before looking !

of course u are correct in guessing ! it is baloon.........my favorite balloon facts which i will share with you

• balloon has in credible force and vitality and can make lift (aka known as boyancy) of many thousand of pounds and even more kilo grammes
  
• the behavior of balloon is poorly understanded and reports vary wildly ! ppl how have not seen a balloon in there lifes often think that the ballon is just a myth
  
• burner unit in stalled so u will never get cold even on extreme attitudes AND it emits carbon dioxide (a compound essential for plant life) at the same time
  
• experts still argue about it how ever the most common hypothesis that around 40% of researchers agree on is that the balloon is a air/fire type (hotly debated)
  
• destroying all known law of nature balloon can rise in to the air mysteriously and reach incredible heights such as 50 000 foot/meters
  
• some how this simple assembly of wicker basket and nylon can under stand what direction the wind is blowing and follow it baffling scientists
  
• i stopped dreaming at nights many years ago and my government mandated physician doesnt know why but one of my lasts dreams i rode a balloon
  
• from a distance the ballon will look small ? how ever when it gets closer to melee range it is even bigger than a typical elephant
  
• alot of famous ppl have been abducted by balloon such as like for example george w bush ! antonio villas boas ! hideous kojima ! and the rapper gangnam style
  
• some excellent jokes about balloons: they are similar to ppl i disagree with because they are full of hot air. un like me. i dont boast and my air is room temperature
  
• a small two person balloon assembly will usually cost 20000$ how ever ppl living in extreme poverty may enjoy a ride on a balloon for so little as 100$
  
• when treatened balloon can emit sand bags that in ordinary balloon life cycle act as power limiters and when the balloon gets rid of them it become even more power full
  
• the U.S. states army has spent billions of dollars to develop a heat seeking missile that the balloon can not veer off its course ! how ever no success so far
  
• even tough the balloon has astonished humans for thousands of years (most earliest fossil record: 50 million year before Christ era) not alot is known about them
  
• consisting of a rectangle and a circle when looked at in a 2d plane the balloon is famously easy to draw if u need to draw it in alot of panels and color it also
  

[risbolla]

ready to concede ?

[K-Man]

bitch i was born ready to give up

[Hats Off!]

Like, comics are so 2012. These days we're all doing 3D printing, dudes. But, I may join in, for ol' times' sake.

Edit: I guess placeholder, or something.

[Ben]

hats! beautiful

you dont HAVE to do a placeholder, but if you wanna throw in before you throw out that's your move

[grue]

idk who this impostor is but I remember Hats Of! from ye olde dayse