Perth Thread

[K-Man]

I second therapy! Everyone ought to... it should not only be normalized, but mandatory.

also:

[K-Man]

[fat lesbian]

clearly therapy is in order when someone is so fucking entitled that they can’t even handle someone who isn’t present not liking them. grow the fuck up Charlie and yes I can tell you just from these responses you are bringing your problems on your fucking self because you, again, are not acting like anything even remotely close to a human person! if you’re so good at recognizing patterns of behavior then what is missing for you babe? is it the self awareness?

[CharlieH]

i've only ever given as good as i've gotton. if sometimes that's rolled too far one way or the other then that's my bad (or indeed the other persons bad).

as for the whole baiting political things, why yes, i am trolling/shitposting on an internet forum born from the cyanide and happiness webcomic, which practically made their name with "edgy" humour and so on... how kind of you to notice.

i think you're getting a bit carried away with how you think I am in real life and other online communities. i'm not *actually* the person i bring across here. i have a job and pay rent and do laundry and all those other things, but somehow i get the feeling you think i'm some sort of monster who does nothing all day but sit and furiously sweat about stuff. like, how could someone as badly adjusted as that afford the means to type all these messages in the first place? like, you think i'm going to the library for an hour to get on a PC to visit this forum? cmon.

finally, i can't really apologise for something i don't recall ever doing or saying, so i won't, but, this whole sexual trauma that was inflicted on you, why have you continued to come back here for 14 freaking years? have all the other people that did it drifted away and now i'm the only one left? or were you hoping for that grovelling apology?

[K-Man]

But in my defense, my posts aren't serious, but seriously though. Let's be serious about how not-serious my seemingly serious posts are. Because they are not serious. I'm serious about this. Seriously unserious. Is that seriously so hard to understand? I am Yahoo Serious, Sirius FM, welcome to the World Series of Serious sponsored by Honey Nut Seerios. Have I mentioned the defensive tone of my serious? Serious defense.

[fat lesbian]

Hey Charlie I’m gonna give you a life tip. Nobody gives a FUCK what your internal perception of yourself is and we build perceptions of you based on how you act and present yourself. Welcome to being four years old.

[fat lesbian]

And yes, Charlie, everyone else has left OR APOLOGIZED.

[CharlieH]

seems we've reached an impasse, because there are some things that you are never going to make me realise, and vice versa.

i've leave the final word to you niki, if you care for it.

[grue]

still ended better than game of thrones

[fat lesbian]

nobody is surprised that you refuse to work on yourself but remember that relegating yourself to being a hopeless moronic piece of shit was your decision and your fault and nobody else’s

[K-Man]

update: my penis has been untouched but still v nice

[Ben]

But in my defense, my posts aren't serious, but seriously though. Let's be serious about how not-serious my seemingly serious posts are. Because they are not serious. I'm serious about this. Seriously unserious.  Is that seriously so hard to understand? I am Yahoo Serious, Sirius FM, welcome to the World Series of Serious sponsored by Honey Nut Seerios. Have I mentioned the defensive tone of my serious? Serious defense.

are you frickin serious righ tnow

[K-Man]

NEWSFLASH: my penis got touched! an asian massage was an excellent idea, just what was needed

highly recommend getting a handy from a strange professional, the relief is immeasurable

[CharlieH]

are you Harry Potter and the Chamber of Serious right now?

[K-Man]

just here for the last reply hat trick in non-birds