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Masturbation Month Megathread (MMM)

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Semen  05-11-2016, 02:20 AM
It is May 10 and I'm wondering how everyone is holding up through this event. So far I have been able to mantain steady masturbation levels and I'm pretty confident I have the stamina to make it to the 31st. I have been using partially staged amateur porn mostly and some PoV stuff. Haven't gone into anal yet, I'm partioning my resources and pacing it smartly.

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Care  05-11-2016, 02:22 AM
Topic: what's your main hand? I'm a left-handed kinda guy, right hand on the mouse browsing through endless tabs of porn films of which I will rarely watch more than five seconds.
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Care  05-11-2016, 03:00 AM
I use my right hand and I've jerked off pretty much every day this month
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Care  05-11-2016, 07:54 AM
(05-11-2016, 02:22 AM)grue Wrote: Topic: what's your main hand? I'm a left-handed kinda guy, right hand on the mouse browsing 

i use this technique too
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:38 AM
my friend asked me this the other day and now I have to ask you guys. what number crosses the line as far as jerks-per-day go? I told him twice a day is pretty normal for some people but if you're jerking it three times a day you're pushing it, and at 4 you might as well be locked up.

I'm at like 5-6 times a week. I just don't have it in me guys.
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:39 AM
I use both hands, why doesn't everyone do this???
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:39 AM
(05-11-2016, 08:38 AM)GeorgeBubbinz Wrote: my friend asked me this the other day and now I have to ask you guys. what number crosses the line as far as jerks-per-day go? I told him twice a day is pretty normal for some people but if you're jerking it three times a day you're pushing it, and at 4 you might as well be locked up.

I'm at like 5-6 times a week. I just don't have it in me guys.

I did it 31 times in a day before
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:40 AM
not all of us have a foot and a half to work with, the hard
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:57 AM
My penis is average sized
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Care  05-11-2016, 08:58 AM
Niki and Ben can vouche for me
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Care  05-11-2016, 09:02 AM
I don't think I've went beyond 4 or 5 wanks in a day.

My best wanks are when I'm hungover, for some reason (ha ha every day right?). Sometimes I wank myself awake, I mean not for masturbation's sake but because it actually gets me alert in those days when I am sleep deprived.
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Care  05-11-2016, 09:09 AM
delinquents, the lot of you
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Care  05-11-2016, 10:06 AM
I like to wank at work sometimes
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Care  05-11-2016, 10:10 AM
I like to jerk off with pantyhose and eyeliner on. just for a change of pace you know
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Care  05-11-2016, 10:33 AM
anybody have a wank during a shit
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