There's a fucking mosquito in my room

[narcissa]

When i switch off the light it's in my ear  when i switch it on to kill it it's nowhere to be found

[narcissa]

I really need to sleep guys

[K-Man]

solution: put a light in your ear

[Delirious Biznasty]

just ask the turk politely to go back to his own country

[grue]

everyone i know is always like well turn on the lights and kill it and it always pisses me off do you think i wear glasses for style points? cant see a damn thing bitch how in the fuck am i killing the tiny satan

[K-Man]

lure it with a small puddle of your own blood then smash it into oblivion

even if you miss the mosquito, the resulting mess will still look you heroicly killed a huge bug

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

play wounded hand by stone temple pilots that fucker will be out of there before the first chorus

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

turns out that songs called creep guys am I the only one

[grue]

you usually are

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

roasted

[K-Man]

now youre half the man you used to be

[fat lesbian]

im pooping adn there's a bee in here but i can't do anything bc im pooping

[Relaps]

Poop on the bee

[csp]

I usually spray bugs with window cleaner to stun them, then it's an easy kill

Random I know but there was this big assed fly that I literally could not catch so I found the nearest thing which was window cleaner and it worked

[Relaps]

window cleaner works great for stunning anything