headed 2 the doc to see if i have ass cancer

[Tempest]

seriously though i might have ass cancer

[grue]

scary

[Gorilla Tits]

is that what laurence had

[Tempest]

the doctor thinks i may have an internal hemorrhoid and that i need to eat more fiber and stop eating dairy for a while to let it heal i guess

[grue]

well having a hilarious assbleeding is better than having depressing ass cancer

[grue]

an?

[grue]

barbarian language is what it is

[Gorilla Tits]

A is correct.

Are you putting things up your bum tempest

[Tempest]

actually "an" is technically correct when preceding words that begin with an h, but "a" is colloquially accepted anyway

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

colloquially this. *garbs cortch*

[Tyler_Legrand]

If you pronounce it 'ilarious you're an hero

[Delirious Biznasty]

Yeah man, shit's 'larious

[csp]

i too have suffered from hemorrhoids in the past

cleaning your arse with aloe vera gel helps sooth the afflicted area

[Tempest]

i've been a lot better since wednesday so i guess i'm lactose intolerant now may as well kill myself

[Delirious Biznasty]

i've been a lot better since wednesday so i guess i'm lactose intolerant now may as well kill myself

my doctor put me on a no dairy diet to see if that would improve my gastrointestinal problems

why the fuck does everything have dairy products in them god damn it