The lore of Spame

[Zomber_Jesus]

Okay guys if anyone is ever gonna take us seriously we need to do some serious world building 

In order to facilitate the national identity of Spame I propose the following :

Flag: brown chevron on green denoting the perseverance of shit

Coat of arms: rainbow colored star of David, sinister, retarded gay dragon, rectus

National handshake: *grabs  crotch*

Anthem: twin peaks theme played backwards and forward simultaneously

[Relaps]

Flag: goatse

Coat of arms 2 peemen crossing streams over goatse

Handshake: butthole to butthole contact

National anthem: i am gay by Holland boys

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

really liking the butthole 2 butthole contact idea. good thinkin relaps.

[risbolla]

handshake is a knife fight to the death and if u disagree u will not be able to defend urself from my knife stabs,,,,,,anthem is drowning pool bodies

[Gorilla Tits]

This should be the anthem

[fat lesbian]

oh cool im the rainbow star of david

[fat lesbian]

id make that my avatar but ive got a theme going here

[Tyler_Legrand]

Just read Da Vinci Chode