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01-01-2017, 11:00 PM
Yay we all made it! I've already dubbed this "The Year of Hollow Optimism"
So what stupid resolutions did you guys make? What expensive and nearly unattainable plans do you have? how many drag queens sucked you off after midnight?
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me: masturbate more, destroy the bourgeoisie and disrupt the status quo, and not enough !
Does it count if i blow the drag queen
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my resolution is to continue only being depressed enough to never get any sleep and deal with stress all the time, and not dip into the realm of suicidal thoughts
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my resolution is 1920x1080p
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About: ima psycho gamer mercenary who will kill u at a drop of a hat nd hats drop ez in this fcked up world
wtf ? my also ! weird coincidence
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we had a new years party at my gfs parents house and they were playing shot roulette with a spinning table. I spun too fast and all the shots went flying rip me
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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you're not supposed to spin the shots man
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bet all them shots came with free spins iykwim
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About: I sleep
The last two months of 2016 were amazing in context to my interests, so I don't find it to suck too much
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