kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]]

[K-Man]

I challenge YOU

YOU

to a rap battle

just post a rap or call me out and i will gladly start a match

all are welcomed to participate

no time limits
no reply limits
no beat limits
no lyrical limits
it doesn't have to be a video
it doesn't even have to be recorded audio
text verses are accepted, lame but accepted

DROP A DISS TRACK IF U GOT THE GUTS, L0SERS

lets get it on, motherbilly-goater!!!!!

[K-Man]

and why are you untaggable you fuck, @shootan @diehard @gayboy

[Kentucky Fried]

hearing kman rap again means i can die in peace

[grue]

OOOOOOOOOH

[Delirious Biznasty]

in spirit of spame rap battle tradition I forfeit

[grue]

that doesnt rhyme _O

[Kentucky Fried]

yeah if he continues like that he's going to lose

[K-Man]

in spirit of spame rap battle tradition I forfeit

we'll see about that

guess im going first !

[Delirious Biznasty]

in spirit of spame rap battle tradition I forfeit

we'll see about that

guess im going first !

You can expect my reply to your rap sometime in the near future

[Kentucky Fried]

honestly i really look forward to kman's rap
i don't even like rap that much but some of his stuff from the old rap battles was fucking great
listened to it multiple times

[Kentucky Fried]

so deliver or i will send a giant dildo to your house or something

[K-Man]

please send dildo regardless

[Kentucky Fried]

ok but the size will depend on how much i like your rap
anything from 6 to 18 inches is possible

[K-Man]

SURPRISE, MUTHAFUCKA! ITS A VIDEO:



Time to attack that sack of fat you call a body
oversized chin and a back that's shoddy
having seizures and you don't know why?
don't worry, just shake it off big guy!
Still got a case of retardation
even after a brain operation
man, your health alone is one verse
I could make a whole song if it gets any worse!

Damn, that's rough man
but only for you,
for me it's easy to insult what you're going through!
I been there too and gone under the knife
here's a bit of advice: stop sucking at life
I moved to Florida and my health improved
but you're from here, what's your excuse?
Is it from living without regard?
How difficult is it to die? Hard?

Here's a new stance on gun control:
put one to your head and give the trigger a pull
Sorry bro, don't mean to harsh your high but I-
......
REALLY wanna walk in your shoes one day
and see what it's like to live the Diehard Way™
when finished, I'll probably turn to you and say
"Man, that sucked. By the way: you're gay."
Oh, whoa
yo, low blow
I guess you weren't ready for the world to know
That you're just as gay as you are fat
(not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Well, thanks for listening to my rap
you sat through a full minute of this crap
of dissing Diehard, speaking of which
lemme turn the mic over to that little bitch

[risbolla]

say that to my face fucker not online