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Surgery number 8 coming up in 5 minutes. Wisdom teeth and such. If I don't come back I leave everything I own to risbolla

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03-27-2017, 10:17 PM
my dentist couldn't quite get my wisdom tooth out so he crushed it to pieces for like half an hour
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03-27-2017, 10:19 PM
I had my WT out, was put under and that was cool

I have had eye muscle surgery on both eyes to fix my lazy eye
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03-28-2017, 01:37 AM
ive never had surgery but i need it on my back bc my spinal deformity has made it so i can't stand or walk or sit up straight for any significant amount of time (i can't stand for more than an hour, can't walk for more than 20 minutes, can't sit straight for more than 2-3 hours) without XTREME pain but no doctor is willing to do it
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03-28-2017, 01:50 AM
I had my jaw split in half and they put in a metal vice thingy that I'd open a bit once a week for about a year
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03-28-2017, 01:50 AM
(03-28-2017, 01:37 AM)fat lesbian Wrote: ive never had surgery but i need it on my back bc my spinal deformity has made it so i can't stand or walk or sit up straight for any significant amount of time (i can't stand for more than an hour, can't walk for more than 20 minutes, can't sit straight for more than 2-3 hours) without XTREME pain but no doctor is willing to do it

You could be the next Russ
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03-28-2017, 02:22 AM
I'm back and in pain oh boy
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03-28-2017, 02:26 AM
the pain is gone pretty fast actually
hope you prepared soup for your next few meals though
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03-28-2017, 02:30 AM
percocets for lunch
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03-28-2017, 02:33 AM
(03-28-2017, 02:26 AM)Kentucky Fried Wrote: the pain is gone pretty fast actually
hope you prepared soup for your next few meals though

Hot water after mouth surgery? Are you trying to kill me?
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03-28-2017, 03:30 AM
I took a big swig of vodka a day after my wisdom teeth surgery

10/10 would recommend
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03-28-2017, 03:40 AM
(03-28-2017, 01:50 AM)Gorilla Tits Wrote: I had my jaw split in half

how did this happen
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03-28-2017, 03:45 AM
(03-28-2017, 03:30 AM)Relaps Wrote: I took a big swig of vodka a day after my wisdom teeth surgery

10/10 would recommend

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03-28-2017, 04:51 AM
(03-28-2017, 02:33 AM)Delirious Biznasty Wrote:
(03-28-2017, 02:26 AM)Kentucky Fried Wrote: the pain is gone pretty fast actually
hope you prepared soup for your next few meals though

Hot water after mouth surgery? Are you trying to kill me?

gazpacho it is then
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03-28-2017, 06:28 AM (This post was last modified: 03-28-2017, 06:28 AM by Zomber_Jesus.)
I've never had surgery but one of my best & oldest friends is gonna have a lung transplant due to cystic fibrosis soon and I feel pretty coconuts about it
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