totally awesome sexuality discussion (flaming welcomed {haha geddit} )

[grue]

have you talked to a gay guy ever? they turned being better than you into a fine art

[Kentucky Fried]

what about bisexual guys

[Zomber_Jesus]

Those don't exist

[Kentucky Fried]

did you just deny my existence

[grue]

bisexuals have a bit of straight in them so they can never be as cool as the gays sorry i dont make the rules

[Kentucky Fried]

before you call me a regular gay i'll have you know that i like titties very much

[grue]

speaking of which I have a bone to pick

guys who want to try sex with guys aren't "bicurious" they're HOMOcurious; a gay that wants to try sex with the other gender is HETEROcurious

only an asexual that wants to try sex with both genders is bicurious, that's the only correct use of the word

[grue]

now an ace would have to want to have sex with BOTH genders to be bicurious

if they just want to have sex regardless of the other person's gender they would be curiousexual

[Zomber_Jesus]

And asexual people who want to have sex with five genders are pentacurious whereas a xuy I know is duodecasexual. Introsexual people who only imagine sex with one gender can also be referred to as isexual and if they actually do it they become i²sexual. A person who has sex twice as fast is a minimsexual, while hemisemiquaversexual people are supersonic and have to face velocity discrimination on a daily basis. All of this was made significantly more complex when Pythagoras invented irrational numbers, which is why he had some of the most diverse orgies in history.

[Delirious Biznasty]

bisexuals have a bit of straight in them so they can never be as cool as the gays sorry i dont make the rules

do you speak for gays everywhere?

[Kentucky Fried]

And asexual people who want to have sex with five genders are pentacurious whereas a xuy I know is duodecasexual. Introsexual people who only imagine sex with one gender can also be referred to as isexual and if they actually do it they become i²sexual. A person who has sex twice as fast is a minimsexual, while hemisemiquaversexual people are supersonic and have to face velocity discrimination on a daily basis. All of this was made significantly more complex when Pythagoras invented irrational numbers, which is why he had some of the most diverse orgies in history.

[grue]

bisexuals have a bit of straight in them so they can never be as cool as the gays sorry i dont make the rules

do you speak for gays everywhere?

i just enforce the rules dude i dont make them

[Kentucky Fried]

i'd like to see the elated faces of your parents when you told them you found a job as an official gay appraisal expert

[grue]

according to the big gay book, now they're calling us token straights

[Zomber_Jesus]

Or friendly piv in some of the older editions