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in about a half hour they are going to wheel him to the north campus of this hospital for a barium swallow test, which is silly because he has no difficulty swallowing or any stomach problems aside from the occasional acid reflux, which he takes nexium for. I am certain it is just an excuse for the heartless doctors to make him swallow something that tastes like smegma.
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idk if barium taste like smegma cus i never taste it,,,,,smegma i mean
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(04-16-2016, 02:01 AM)risbolla Wrote: draw a picture of her in paint nd post it

(04-16-2016, 02:03 AM)Roger Force Wrote:
(04-16-2016, 02:01 AM)risbolla Wrote: draw a picture of her in paint nd post it

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masterpiece of shit
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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mmm yeah finally some hentai on this forum !!!
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(04-16-2016, 02:20 AM)Roger Force Wrote: masterpiece of shit

thanks dude
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when ur pops is feeling down just explain to him who diehard is and tell him 'be glad it could be worse'!!!
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(04-16-2016, 01:52 AM)GeorgeBubbinz Wrote: please, fellas, stay on topic here. this thread is about tits and ass (and dicks in this case) and I will have none of this nonsense.

now, here is a bit of wisdom for you. you do not know a man until you witness him self-cath. will he wince as he jams a stiff plastic tube up his own peehole, or will he take it like a man? well my friends, my father is a man. he lubed up that catheter and it was shown who was boss. 'you take my piss' I imagine he says in his head, filling up that plastic jug with all the measurements drawn up the side.

your father is a fucking masochist catheters feel fucking horrible
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UPDATE #1: I'm a mr. bean level idiot and more!

barium test was a big fucking pain in the ass for absolutely nothing like I said. my dad sure can swallow! hope that ends up being someones sig.

in other news I took a shower in the patient bathroom and it was actually quite nice. water pressure was excellent, and it was one of those handheld things so I got my gooch nice and good! I washed my socks as well because my feet were fucking rank. however, I did not bring a towel in there with me. you can see how this might be a problem. the patient bathroom in this room opens up right to the main door of the room, which is just a big window right in front of the nurses station and the hallway. there is about two to three feet of solid door below the window, so I kind of...half crab-walked, half please-kneel-and-cough-so-I-know-there-isn't-a-gun-in-your-butthole'd across to grab a towel. on the way back to the bathroom, I am 100% certain a doctor pushing a stretcher saw my asshole. what a lucky man.

oh and kasey has a tramp stamp. she's pretending she didn't present it to me for sexual purposes but we both know the truth.
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(04-16-2016, 04:37 AM)Delirious Biznasty Wrote:
(04-16-2016, 01:52 AM)GeorgeBubbinz Wrote: ...

your father is a fucking masochist catheters feel fucking horrible

it's kind of his only option, he's been doing it for a few years now.
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shouldve dried off with your socks
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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dey were wet doe
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Should have ran out naked and fucked the first person you saw
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was that like the joke idk
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speaking of powerful mucous you have not seen powerful mucous until you've seen someone suck a bunch of it out of their throat. sometimes the mucous is so powerful indeed that it will actually cause a sort of clot and render someone with a trach unable to breathe!
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