kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]]

[K-Man]

could

[Kentucky Fried]

i'm so wet right now

[grue]

I love

[fat lesbian]

someone please give me an itemized list of the reasons im so weirdly attracted to k man

[K-Man]

1) i look like a sentient muppet
2) im insane
3) did i mention i look like a muppet
4) im furrier than a wookie
5) seriously, like david byrne knocked up the blonde bassist from The Electric Mayhem and i was that baby

[fat lesbian]

it's the hairiness

[Zomber_Jesus]

Youre exploiting our carpet burn fetish

[fat lesbian]

id ride him into the sunset

[K-Man]

diehard really has no intention of replying, although he is welcomed to at any point he changes his mind

if anyone else wants to step to me then simplY POST YOUR RAP, NERD

i will respond, because im not a pussy

[Kentucky Fried]

diehard more like cryhard am i right
gonna use that for my rap
jk i have the voice of a prepubescent boy and the rhythm of a man with seizures

[Delirious Biznasty]

diehard more like cryhard am i right
gonna use that for my rap
jk i have the voice of a prepubescent boy and the rhythm of a man with seizures

My voice isn't prepubescent ! !

[K-Man]

PROVE IT

[Kentucky Fried]

alright so i actually wrote a few lines
they're pretty shit but whatever
i might record something depending how drunk I get today
no promises though i will most likely pussy out

[K-Man]

well now is your chance, sissy boy

[CharlieH]

give me 72 hours